HINJScene 1: Howie, Ike, Jeremy, Ned--------------(Ike talks like a gay guy)!HINJ
Howie: gets up out of bed _______________________________
Howie: walks down street to the mall, sees cool lamp:"I want that. I mean I really want that lamp. I love it.(Looks at price tag.) $6,589.32!! For a lamp?! What kind of a sick manager posted this demonic sign. I got me a goo--(Looks at the sign introducing a battle of the movies) $6,589.32 prize, must have 4 people, I can do that." He glances at the lamp with much lust, then leaves. ____________________________________________
Howie: On the phone with Ike:
DON'T EAT SUSHI ON MILLANSES?A long time ago in a galaxy far far away there was an ugly girl and her little dog Fido, This girl was very short; almost a midget so people would call her Shorty. She lived in the 72nd state of America (Millanses) in the year 34 AAE (after Africa exploded). Shorty found herself hungry while sitting in her rainbow beanbag chair so she headed toward the Burger King with Fido. When Shorty got there she found that the Burger King was closed, there was a sign it read: currently under construction we are going to uninstall our drinking fountain due to rising gas prices. Shorty now was dying of hunger and so was Fido. She walked and walked until thDON'T EAT SUSHI ON MILLANSES?
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§ister §tyx
~~~~§oft music may carry you off to sweet dreams, ~~~~
~~~~~~~~but swift wings carry you off to silent §leep.~~~
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§ister §tyx
~~~~§oft music may carry you off to sweet dreams, ~~~~
~~~~~~~~but swift wings carry you off to silent §leep.~~~
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